My name is Bre, I'm 18. I love my boyfriend.
Other than that stated above, I don't really know who I am, or what I'm like.
Shall I wear green or blue, something borrowed or new?
What shall Thor wear tonight, for this wonderful sleight?
For you see, it was promised to giants one day
That Freyja would come to their home and would stay;
But instead of just yielding the beautiful Van,
I, Loki, concocted an devious plan.
I´d use Thor as a pawn in my masterful plan
To keep Freya, and win the lost hammer again:
I would dress him in white, in fine linens and lace,
Put rings on his fingers, make-up on his face,
And a comely veil on his thunderous head,
To make him a bride all but fit to be wed.
To disguise such a big God was no easy task,
To hide his broad shoulders, his muscles to mask;
But though he had no luscious lips nor fair hair,
Nor her beautiful bosom, still one no one saw clear
That this wasn´t Freya, but Wing-Thor instead;
Too bad, for that meant soon would giants be dead!
Oh boy, it was fun watching Thor on that night,
Invent explanations for what didn´t seem right,
Why “she” drank all liquor and ate all the food,
I convinced all the giants – man, am I good!
At last, they brought out the hammer all right,
And then the wedding turned into a fight!
Thor grasped good old Mjollnir and tore off his dress,
The make-up flew off and his hair was mess;
To the left and the right, giants hurled overhead,
For once ´twasn´t me, but the others instead;
And if you had watched me, a smirk would’ve been there,
As slowly the giants all cleared from the air.
But the greatest thing was the picture of Thor,
Dressed like Freyja, which later I hung on my door,
To remind me that even this strong God once had
To follow my will, in a wedding gown clad.
And I know he will never forgive me for this,
But I kind of thought him quite hot in that dress!
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© Larisa C Hunter aka Mist,Gyðja of Kenaz Kindred
(adaptation by Michaela Macha)
This work by Larisa C Hunter is licensed under a
Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs License.
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Just when I thought that Tom Hiddleston/Loki was out of my life he goes along and does this
Is there a chance that Loki will come back in further Marvel movies, also besides any possible Thor sequel?
“Well, I don’t know. When I signed my contract, I signed to play Loki in five more Marvel movies, but they were unspecified. So, if there will be more movies or not remains to be seen, but I like the idea of Loki turning up in the shadows when people least expect him, but you never know these things, the world changes and the things change, but I feel like I know who Loki is, so I wouldn’t mind.”So with my expert math calculations that with him been in Thor and The Avengers that leaves us with…
3 more movies
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Ass appreciation post!
Because we have to keep in mind that his face isn’t the only flawless thing on this man.
On a side note: I love his choice in underwear. I would hate it if he wore boxers. (Because then every guy that I date would have to switch to this new underwear choice. And I’d just be like “Deal with it, bitch”)
