I walked into the first cafe in France, I’m so cliché.
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What Countries Call Themselves
- Italy: Italia
- Germany: Deutschland
- Japan: 日本 (Nihon)
- France: France (in a super cool accent)
- China: 中国 (Zhōngguó)
- England: The United Kingdom
- Russia: Россия (Rossiya)
- Canada: Canada
- America: THE GREATEST GODDAMNED COUNTRY IN THE WHOLE ENTIRE WORLD TASTE MY FREEDOM WHAT NOW ENGLAND IN YOUR FACE
- America: So France do you want to help me win the Revolutionary War?
- France(at full volume): IM ALWAYS A SLUT FOR INDEPENDENCE
I met my wife at a Star Trek convention. She was study abroad from France and spoke little English, and I didn’t know a lick of French. So, for the first few months of our relationship, we communicated by speaking Klingon.
Hear more tales of nerdery in this week’s Pwn Up! (via dorkly)
Okay I’m not even a Star Trek fan but that’s beautiful.
(via tchy)
tbh what hetalia needs is not more high school aus. its middle school aus. seriously tho.
aph america with too much axe body spray on.
aph england wearing temporary tattoos every day to look cool.
aph france being the guy who knows too much in sex ed, pointing out the discrepancies in the middle school material.
aph prussia snorting pixie sticks and then coughing, promptly putting a mixture of snot and that dust all over aph austria’s face.
I keep going back and forth on my dashboard but nobody is mentioning it apparently, so in case you don’t know today three deadly attacks linked to ISIS happened:
- 27 people murdered on the beach in Sousse, Tunisia
- At least 10 people have been killed in a suicide bomb attack on a Shia mosque in the Kuwaiti capital
- Britain: Excuse Me
- Netherlands: Excuseer me
- Mexico: Perdon
- Italy: Permesso
- France: Pardon
- Canada: Sorry
- America: Get the fuck out of my way douchedick
- Australia: Move cunt or I'll run you down with my kangaroo
But what about vampire history teachers. Vampires who read something from a text book then proceed to light the book on fire and throw it out the window because “No. that’s not even close to what really happened. Listen up nerds I’m about to teach you what really happened in France during the revolution”
I need this as a series
Vampires sharing the recipe for Greek fire.
Vampires speaking in dead languages.
Vampires being able to translate untranslatable scripts.
Vampires who react to straightwashing historical figures like “Are you kidding me everyone knew that man was queer!”
Vampires from cultures who were once antagonistic towards each other stubbornly maintaining a friendship that’s lasted longer than their civilizations.
Vampires who honour forgotten deities you won’t find in mythology books.
- Britain: Excuse Me
- Netherlands: Excuseer me
- Mexico: Perdon
- Italy: Permesso
- France: Pardon
- Canada: Sorry
- America: Get the fuck out of my way douchedick
- Australia: Move cunt or I'll run you down with my kangaroo
It’s important to know that hijab is banned in schools in most of the european countries, such as france, belgium, switzerland etc. Millions of girls have to take their hijab off everyday in order to have access to education, and I am one of them. Please spread this as much as possible, it has become so normal here that I feel like a fool for even mentioning it, but I’m pretty sure it goes against the human rights. This senseless law has been on since 2004 and pretends that all the students have to be “equal” and it is prohibited to show that you belong to any religion, any religious sign must be set aside. However, most of us have to take our hijab off in schools where you can clearly see a christmas tree or a christian cross. “Yeah but it’s not the same”, they say. Tell me about double standards. I pray for days when we don’t have to chose between religion and education.
